Et eksperiment af en slags o.O

ADVARSEL! LÆSES KUN HVIS MAN ER VED AT DØ AF KEDSOMHED!


Og nej, jeg har ikke selv skrevet denne lille tekst. Jeg kom tilfældigt ind på en hjemmeside, hvor man skulle skrive nogle ord ind nogle forskellige steder, og så skrev 'maskinen' selv historien. xD Den er super kedelig og lidt underlig. o.O Plus, jeg syntes, at jeg så nogle stavefejl... maskinen kan ikke stave! xO


Once upon a time there was a young girl named Loui. Loui was 13 years old and lived in Takamir, Warland. While walking home from school one day, a rainbow dog jumped out from behind a cake and tackled Loui to the ground. But just when she was about to let out a scream for help, Loui realized that the rainbow dog was only licking her face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, Loui decided to keep the rainbow dog as a pet. And on the way home, she decided to name her pet rainbow dog ''Sii.'' When Loui and her new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was Loui's mother, Abby. And boy, was she surprised to see a rainbow dog following Loui into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted Abby. ''It's a rainbow dog,'' answered Loui. ''Dah, I can see that, Loui, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Abby. ''It's my new pet!'' answered Loui. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Abby. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates rainbow dogs. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that Loui grabbed Sii by the scruff of the neck and led her new pet into the house--even though she knew her father was probably going to dissaprove. Once in the house, Loui and Sii played and played, that is until Loui's favorite television show, ''The Rainbowy Rainbow,'' started. At that point Loui forgot all about Sii having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''The Rainbowy Rainbow,'' when Loui was brought back to reality when she heard her father shout, ''Gwargh! Loui! Get your arse in the kitchen...NOW!'' With that Loui rushed into the kitchen to see what all the fuss was about. When she entered the kitchen, there stood her father, Yale, pointing toward the wardrobe. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked her father. Then, as Loui followed her father's finger to where it was pointing, she instantly knew what her father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the wardrobe, was the biggest pile of dog doo-doo she had ever seen! ''I don't even want to know how that got there,'' said Yale. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing her father as well as she did, Loui knew there was no sense even asking her father if she could keep Sii for a pet. So without hesitation, Loui set out to find where Sii was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, Loui discovered Sii crouched beneath the table that Loui did her role-playing on. ''Come on, Sii, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the wardrobe!'' scolded Loui. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet dog!! And with that Loui led Sii out of the house and down to the local Det Gyldne Vildsvin. They had a pet section and Loui knew the owner would find Sii a good home. So after saying goodbye to Sii, and thanking the owner of Det Gyldne Vildsvin, Loui walked backed home and attempted to drown her sorrows by slamming down a half dozen hot chocolates. But Loui's pity party came to an abrupt end when her father reminded her about the mess she had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Loui suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on. The End.

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-Jeg kan godt lide at navne som 'Det Gyldne Vildsvin' bare pludselig dukker op i den engelske tekst ^^"

Tjaeh, det skulle jo være originalt. xD

*Lavede en til*

Once upon a time there was a young girl named Sii. Sii was 15 years old and lived in Msn, The Internet. While walking home from school one day, a green-cyan-blue-purple-pink-red-orange-yellow-green huge sii-cat jumped out from behind a drawing and tackled Sii to the ground. But just when she was about to let out a scream for help, Sii realized that the green-cyan-blue-purple-pink-red-orange-yellow-green huge sii-cat was only licking her face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, Sii decided to keep the green-cyan-blue-purple-pink-red-orange-yellow-green huge sii-cat as a pet. And on the way home she decided to name her pet green-cyan-blue-purple-pink-red-orange-yellow-green huge sii-cat ''Louiii.'' When Sii and her new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was Sii's mother, Nii. And boy was she surprised to see a green-cyan-blue-purple-pink-red-orange-yellow-green huge sii-cat following Sii into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted Nii. ''It's a green-cyan-blue-purple-pink-red-orange-yellow-green huge sii-cat,'' answered Sii. ''Dah, I can see that, Sii, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Nii. ''It's my new pet!'' answered Sii. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Nii. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates green-cyan-blue-purple-pink-red-orange-yellow-green huge sii-cats. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that Sii grabbed Louiii by the scruff of the neck and led her new pet into the house--even though she knew her father was probably going to dissaprove. Once in the house, Sii and Louiii played and played, that is until Sii's favorite television show, ''Loui and the Lemons,'' started. At that point Sii forgot all about Louiii having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''Loui and the Lemons,'' when Sii was brought back to reality when she heard her father shout, ''Grr!! Sii! Get your ass in the garden...NOW!!'' With that Sii rushed into the garden to see what all the fuss was about. When she entered the garden, there stood her father, Hii, pointing toward the television. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked her father. Then, as Sii followed her father's finger to where it was pointing, she instantly knew what her father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the television, was the biggest pile of huge sii-cat doo-doo she had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said Hii. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing her father as well as she did, Sii knew there was no sense even asking her father if she could keep Louiii for a pet. So without hesitation, Sii set out to find where Louiii was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, Sii discovered Louiii crouched beneath the table that Sii did her role-playing on. ''Come on, Louiii, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the television!'' scolded Sii. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet huge sii-cat!! And with that Sii led Louiii out of the house and down to the local bookstore. They had a pet section and Sii knew the owner would find Louiii a good home. So after saying good-bye to Louiii, and thanking the owner of bookstore, Sii walked backed home and attempted to dround her sorrows by slamming down a half dozen Loui-kakaos. But Sii's pitty party came to an abrupt end when her father reminded her about the mess she had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Sii suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on. The End.

xD Næsten lige så sjov som den første. Især fordi en boghandel ar en dyreafdeling ^^"

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Man kan jo lave flere og flere, og til sidst er de bare vildt kedelige o.O